THE HOTTEST GUYS IN HEAVY METAL: PART 2

THE HOTTEST GUYS IN HEAVY METAL: PART 2

Support: And the countdown continues with Alicia’s picks! 1. Joe Duplantier (Gojira) I think what I love the most about Joe (despite his looks and talent) is the fact that he comes off with a really good energy. In watching interviews of him, he is always very friendly and has zero reservations over promoting the idea of taking care of our environment. Call it the hippie in me, but that’ just hot. 2. Phil Anselmo (Pantera, Phil Anselmo & The Illegals, Down) His voice can be recognized by practically anyone, and that kind of notoriety is attractive. His most recent stuff isn’t too shabby, either. A guy with staying power in his work coupled with a bad boy attitude and an in-your-face stage presence is definitely sexy in my book. 3. Randy Blythe (Lamb of God) So when I read this list to some friends, I kind of caught hell for this pick. But I don’t care. I’m OWNING THIS ONE. Randy is hot, especially in the video for “Laid To Rest.” But he’s hot in his own special and unique way, and nothing solidified for that for me more than when I saw him in a suit and tie. I like both dirty, sweaty AND suited and booted Randy! 4. Sebastian Bach (Skid Row) Ok ok ok… before you start booing me with arguments on whether Skid Row is metal or not, just hear me out: THAT HAIR. That hair alone deserves a fucking award. And I’m not talking about modern day Sebastian; I’m talking about “Slave To The Grind” and “Monkey Business” Sebastian. Those hair metal bands...
THE TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID [AT ALL COSTS] AT A METAL CONCERT

THE TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID [AT ALL COSTS] AT A METAL CONCERT

Support: When I first started thinking of a piece to write for HearEvil.com, my first thought was to do something around newbies to the metal scene. Then after some more drinking thinking, I thought “Hell… I’ve seen metal concert REGULARS do this.” So, in somewhat of a really far-fetched and good-natured hope/desire/call it what you want, I present to you: THE TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID [AT ALL COSTS] AT A METAL CONCERT DO NOT: 1) BRING YOUR IPAD OR TABLET Ok, ok. I’m all for looking back and reminiscing about the great times as much as the next nostalgia fan, don’t get me wrong. But that’s what camera’s are for. Don’t have a camera? The clever people over at iPhone/Android/Samsung/whatever were probably gracious enough to install one on your cellular device. Don’t be that jackass with a giant fucking iPad held in the air for the entire set. Chances are I’m behind you, I can’t see, and I’m about to pour my drink over your head. 2) WEAR HIGH HEELS Ladies, this one is for you (although I’m not discriminating here). I’m all for wanting to look good, but you better know and get right with the following rules if you’re going to rock heels: 1. Don’t bitch about it. You chose those puppies, now you deal with it. Don’t be that psycho running around the bar barefoot, either. 2. Don’t stand in or around a potential mosh pit area. This is just bad news bears, and you and I both know it. 3) SKIP THE DEODORANT You know it’s going to be hot in there. You...
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